Hermit Crab and Mrs. and Mr. Swoon

The cutest couple ever.

I can't help but wonder, didn't Keltie mention something in her book about making home videos with Hermit? I guess she never posted them on YouTube, and I can't blame her. Hermit was an awful guy, and an even awfuller boyfriend.
You can't blame me for looking up to Ry, he was so well hidden behind his "good-guy" persona no one who didn't know him could see through. I still, of course, am inspired by his lyrics, but himself as a person just makes me want to slap him, hard.
Okay, are you wondering why I call him Hermit? Because he is a Hermit Crab. He is. Not only because he's shy, and it takes him a while for him to come out of his shell, but because he hides in his shell when his life goes way too fast. He blocks people out of his life when they get to close, and disappeared in his shell when he wants nothing to do with reality.
And reality knocks on his eye-lids. More like bangs. Oh well, it takes some people a lot more than 24 year to grow up. And it takes some people only a few year to grow up. I'm just wishing he'd realize how much of his life he just threw to the dirt and will wake up from his demented dreams. Dreamer.
And Keltie deserves the stars. She's spent her whole life trying to please other people, and never herself. I suppose I can relate to her in that way. Now that Mr. Swoon came along, I think she's finally got it right. I can hear bells ringing...dum-dum duh-dum.
But Hermit, I guess this guy is just a rock. A Hermit. Crab. Rock.
I guess I can't blame him either. Or judge him. Look at me, I do the exact same thing when people get too close to me. I suppose I can understand where Hermit and K come from. I don't even know them. I've been burned, a lot. I'm too scared to let anybody get close to me, in fear I'll get burned again.

That's a bad thing. I'm missing out on a lot.