Royal Wedding

I can hear bells ringing, dum dum duh-dum.
That's wonderful, just another beautiful thing for TV and ignorance to ruin.
Hello? Two people got married. Two people, who love each other, got married. That's the most beautiful thing in the world, love. And yet, all you faceless mouths can talk about is how gorgeous the bride's dress was, or how extravagant the scenery was at the location of said wedding.

C'mon people!