Sunday, October 9, 2011

King's Island

At least 57,000 people had the same idea as my mother, my brother's friend, and I last night. Let's all go to King's Island! At first it was nice. Not too many people there. But around 8 o'clock, shit got crazy. You couldn't walk down the walkways without bumping into someone, or someone dressed as a something to try and scare you. Plus the faux fog they kept spewing out of hidden machines made it 10x harder to see.
By 8:00, people were parking on the grass or the side of the street, marching in like the saints. Hell, by 11:30, when we left, there were still people walking in. And the park closes at 1:00!
When we rode the Windseeker, we saw the parking lot without a single parking space left. We saw the massive crowd of eager adrenaline-junkies swarming below, and it was so bad you couldn't see the ground they were stepping on. Lines for rides were 1 to 3 plus hours long, and some were an hour alone for fast lane.
Fast lane, such a rip-off. Peh.
Well whatever. It was fun. I'm too lazy to write out all of the details, but you get how crowded it was, so there really isn't any need. That crowd was probably the most exciting thing last night, and even then it wasn't so exciting. Just shocking, and inevitably, irritating. Damn King's Island and their scams. They easily made over ten million last night.

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