BAHAHAHAHA

Checking up on my ex's Facebook wall, I see every other post is "call me!!" or "I love you babe." or "hopefully I'll see him later." or "CALL MEE PLEASSEE!!!" by his girlfriend.

I feel good knowing I have never done that and never will.
That's just embarrassing, and clingy. I hate clingy. He down-graded. Like major. And I know this is kinda rude, but it was a big-time confidence-boost and I felt like I needed to share that with you guys.

I'm single. And ya know what? Even though I really hate being alone, and all I want is for someone to hold me, I'm really glad I don't have all the other consequences of a relationship. I just don't think I'd be able to keep it up. So, maybe, a friend with benefits. No strings attached?

Hopefully you got the reference. Oh well, I have a concert tonight.

Or, as I've said before:

"Mama's got a date with the risers tonight."