Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Technology

Please turn off your blackberries, blueberries, raspberries, and strawberries.

Also, put away your Ipods, Epods, Apods, and Opods.

Can you believe what they're calling this shit? When I was your age, a blackberry was a fruit. Yes, a fruit. NOT a cellphone.

Uh, hey, you're doing it wrong.

I'm sure most of the kids (yes, kids) that use this junk don't know half of what they're actually doing. Calling people comes from magical unicorns, not from satellites. Uh, duh. Hey ten-year-old, I get it. You're rich. You made that clear when you rubbed you Apod in my face for the tenth time. Seriously. Maybe you just have a fedish for topping people? You'll go far in life. (Sarcasm)

Ten-year-olds. Can you believe it? And already they're becoming narcissistic, moronic, ignorant, and frankly, downright ridiculous erotomaniacs. Ooooh, yeah I went there.


Ten-year-olds.


It baffles me.

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